CPU Mainframe
'Security?!' you scoff. 'Hah! I'd be really worried, if this type of computer's security system hadn't been documented to the last detail on the Internet about 5 years ago. I'll just reroute the decodex mainframe watchdog files after a red herring, and . . . . "
The monitor goes black.
"What the . . .?!! I've never seen one do that before."
The screen comes back on. A Jolly Roger flashes across the screen. "Ok, pal." the cpu says. "You asked for it!"
You stand up quickly from the small chair. "What kinda computer system is this?!"
A small slit opens on the side of the computer, and a thin piece of fiber optic cord emerges.
"Holy . . . !!" You eye the piece curiously for many moments.
Suddenly, it latches onto your forehead.
"Ahhh!!!" you gasp. "Hey!" You attempt to pull the piece away, but find that it is locked fast.
Numerous other tiny cords emerge from the cpu, and begin latching themselves to various parts of your body.
"Oh no!" you shout. "Oh no! Get off'a me!!" As each piece latches on, needles of searing pain shoot through your body.
"Metaphysical download will commence in 10 seconds."
"Metaphysical download?! What the Hell is that?!!"
"10..........9..........8........"
"Oh God, no!" You begin furiously pulling at the pieces, hoping one or all of them will give way, but to no avail.
".......6...........5...........4..........3.........2.........
....1..........0."
"Holy......" The words barely escape from your lips before the cpu begins again.
"Download commencing."
It starts softly at first. It feels like a small pull, which quickly escalates into a strong jerk, which grows into a powerful tug, all of which directed at your human form. Your skull throbs with the magnitude of the migraine now developing beneath it. Your insides feel like jelly. You hardly notice, however, as the pain is the only sensation that dominates your thoughts. You scream at the top of your lungs as this machine corrupts your form, altering it thusly for it's own purposes, means, and ultimately, it's end. There is a bright flash of light, and within an instant, everything returns to normal.
"Metaphysical download complete. Subject's brain patterns assimilated into collective memory." the cpu terminal says. "Burp! Excuse me."